La Chingada Tacos & Tequila

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QUESABIRRIA

3 quesadillas filled with slow cooked Birria de Res with cilantro and onions. Served with a cup of consome.

Platillos$15.99

COCHINITA PIBIL YUCATAN-STYLE

Traditional Mexican pulled pork shoulder marinated in achiote paste, orange juice and lime. Served with pickle onions, habanero pepper, rice, black beans and homemade fresh tortillas.

Platillos$19.99

CHILE RELLENO

Roasted Poblano pepper stuffed with queso fresco and picadillo coated in a fluffy egg batter and fried. Served in a homemade sauce with rice and beans.

Platillos$14.99

QUESADILLA VEGETARIANA

homemade corn tortilla filled with seasonal vegetables served with pico de gallo, sour cream and guacamole.

Veggie Options$14.99

NACHOS TOPPED WITH CARNE ASADA

chicken fajita or picadillo and Chile con queso. Served with pico de gallo, jalapeños, guacamole and sour cream.

Starters$16.99

CHULETA RANCHERA CON HUEVOS*

A grilled pork chop topped with two eggs your way and our ranchera sauce, served with potatoes, refried beans, and homemade flour or corn tortillas.

Breakfast$16.99

Taco — food to try

2 on this menu

Carne asada✓ On the menu · $16.99
Grilled steak, chopped, with lime and onion. Simple, and hard to hide behind.
Here it's “NACHOS TOPPED WITH CARNE ASADA”.
Birria✓ On the menu · $15.99
Slow-braised beef with its consommé for dipping. Order it if it's on the board.
Here it's “QUESABIRRIA”.
Tacos al pastorask if they make it
Marinated pork off the spit with pineapple — the dish taquerias are judged on.
Eloteask if they make it
Grilled corn with crema, cheese, and chile — the side everyone photographs.

SOPESITOS3 sopesitos (tinga, picadillo & cheese) topped with sour cream, and queso fresco.$13.99
GUACAMOLE LA CHINGADAGuAcamole with a side of serrano peper and queso fresco.
QUESO FUNDIDO CON CHORIZO$12.99
POBLANO$13.99
Con Fajita$15.99
LA CHINGADA SEAFOOD COCKTAIL* FISH AND SHRIMP COCKTAIL.$15.99
CHILE CON QUESO$8.50
CHILE CON QUESO Y CHORIZO$11.99
EMPANADITAS AKA QUESADILLAS FRITAS2 empanaditas filled with tinga and picadillo. Topped with sour cream and queso fresco.$13.99
GORDITAStuffed with your choice of tinga, picadillo o chicharrón verde, refried beans, lettuce, tomato, queso fresco and sour cream.$10.99
NACHOS TOPPED WITH CARNE ASADAchicken fajita or picadillo and Chile con queso. Served with pico de gallo, jalapeños, guacamole and sour cream.$16.99
CEVICHE TULUM*Lime-cured snapper, pineapple, cucumber, red onion, cilantro, serrano and tomato.$14.99
FIDEO SOUP REGULAR$6.99
FIDEO SOUP LARGE$8.99

Breakfast

HUEVOS A LA MEXICANA*scrambled eggs with onions, tomatoes and jalapenos. SERVED WITH BEANS AND POTATOES.$9.99
HUEVOS CON JAMÓN*scrambled eggs with ham, REFRIED BEANS AND POTATOES.$10.99
HUEVOS DIVORCIADOS*Two fried eggs your way COVER IN GUAJILLO AND TOMATILLO SALSA, REFRIED BEANS AND POTATOES.$10.99
HUEVOS CON NOPALESscrambled eggs with cactus, REFRIED BEANS AND POTATOES .$10.99
OMELETTEWith your choice of protein (chorizo, bacon or ham) and mozzarella cheese, served with refried beans, sauté potatoes and tortillas.$13.99
FAJITA RANCHERA CON HUEVOSBeef Fajitas Ranchera with two eggs topped with our Ranchera salsa, served with potatoes, refried beans and tortillas.$17.99
CHICKEN FAJITA OMELETTEOmelette stuffed with grilled chicken breast, red and green bell peppers, grilled onions And Monterey Jack cheese, served with ranchera salsa beans and tortillas.$14.99
CHICKEN AND PANCAKES$13.99
3 PANCAKESserved with fresh strawberries.$8.99
MENUDOTRADITIONAL MEXICAN BEEF TRIPE SOUP SIMMERED SLOWLY IN A RICH, SAVORY RED CHILE BROTH WITH TENDER HOMINY, SERVED WITH LIME, ONIONS, CILANTRO, AND OREGANO.$14.99
HUEVOS AL GUSTO*Two eggs scrambled with your choice of bacon or sausage Served with refried beans, homemade tortillas and two pancakes.$13.99
HUEVOS RANCHEROS*two fried eggs served on lightly fried corn tortillas and topped with our ranchera salsa. Served with bacon strips, refried beans and sauteed potatoes.$12.99
MIGAS PLATEEggs scrambled with tortillas chips, pico de gallo and mozzarella cheese, served with beans, sauteed potatoes and bacon strips.$13.99
VEGGIE OMELETTEOmelette filled with grilled spinach, mushrooms, onions, bell pepper and cheese. served with refried beans, potatoes and homemade tortillas.$13.99
BREAKFAST TACOSCRAMBLED EGGS WITH YOUR FAVORITE PROTEIN OR VEGGIE, WITH REFRIED BEANS, HOMEMADE FLOUR OR CORN TROTILLAS.$3.99
CHULETA RANCHERA CON HUEVOS*A grilled pork chop topped with two eggs your way and our ranchera sauce, served with potatoes, refried beans, and homemade flour or corn tortillas.$16.99
SAUSAGE A LA MEXICANASmoked sausage with onions, tomatoes and jalapeños. Served with two eggs your way, refried beans and tortillas.$13.99
MOLLETESTwo molletes with beans, cheese and PICO DE GALLO.$7.99
TWO EGGS$1.99

Lunch Specials

3 FLAUTAStopped with sour cream, queso fresco and pico de gallo. Served with rice and refried beans.$12.99
EL ANGELTwo barbacoa tacos on corn tortillas topped with cilantro and onions. Served with rice and charro beans.$12.99
LA GRINGAFlour tortilla filled with tinga and cheese. Served with rice and black beans.$12.99
VERDOLAGAS CON LOMO DE CERDOpork loin and ribs with verdolagas in La Chingada Salsa verde served with rice and refried beans.$13.99
TORTA CON PAPAS FRITASTorta with your choice of meat, beans, lettuce, tomato, queso fresco, sour cream and french fries. (Pastor, beef, chicken or milanesa)$11.99
BURRITO MEXICANOA BURRITO FILLED WITH PICADILLO OR CHICKEN FAJITA, LETTUCE, PICO DE GALLO, MOZZARELLA CHEESE, SOUR CREAM AND RICE TOPPED WITH CHILE CON QUESO AND SERVED WITH REFRIED BEANS.$11.99
ENCHILADAS DE PICADILLO3 Enchiladas filled with picadillo (ground beef with carrots and potatoes) topped with sour cream, queso fresco and onions, served with rice and beans.$13.99
POLLO RANCHERO1/4 lb chicken fajitas topped with ranchero salsa and monterey jack cheese served with charros and rice.$15.99
CHAPULTEPECTwo pastor tacos on corn tortillas with cilantro, cebolla and pineapple. Served with french fries.$12.99
PAMBAZOa whole telera dipped in a red guajillo chile sauce lightly fried and filled with potatoes, chorizo, refried beans, lettuce, tomato, avocado, queso fresco and sour cream.$12.99
CHEESE BURGER WITH FRIESCHEESE BURGER WITH FRIES$10.99
TACOS DIVORCIADOSOne picadillo taco and one tinga taco topped with cilantro and cebolla. Served with charro beans on corn tortillas.$12.99
ENMOLADAS3 enmoladas filled with chicken and topped with sour cream, queso fresco and onion, served with rice and beans.$13.99
FAJITAS A LA MEXICANA1/4 lb Fajitas served on a hot plate topped with Ranchera Sauce and served with Charro beans and rice.$14.99
CHICKEN ENCHILADAS3 Shredded chicken enchiladas verdes or rojas topped with sour cream, queso fresco and onions, served with rice and REFRIED beans.$12.99

Parrilladas

PARRILLADA BEEF X 1(beef fajita only) served with rice, charro beans, guacamole, pico de gallo and sour cream.$25.99
PARRILLADA CHICKEN X 1(chicken fajita only) served with rice, charro beans, guacamole, pico de gallo and sour cream.$17.99
PARRILLADA MIXTA X 1Combination of Chicken and Beef fajitas and shrimp served with rice, charro beans, guacamole, pico de gallo and sour cream.$25.99
EL MOLCAJETE*For 2-3 people . Combination of Beef and Chicken fajitas, longaniza, shrimp, nopalitos AND cambray onions served in a hot stone bowl with house salsa. Served with PICO DE GALLO, guacamole, sour Cream, rice and charro beans.$69.99
EL MOCAJETE DE MARISCOSFOR 2-3 PEOPLE. A COMBINATION OF 2 FRIED MOJARRAS, PRAWNS AND GRANDE SHRIMPS, OCTUPUS MARINATED AND GRILLED TO PERFECTION, CEBOLLITAS CHAMBRAY AND AVOCADO IN A HOT STONE BOWL.$85.99
PARRILLADA BEEF X 2(beef fajita only) Served with your choice of tortillas, charro beans, rice, pico de gallo and guacamole.$46.99
PARRILLADA CHICKEN X 2(chicken fajita only) served with rice, charro beans, guacamole, pico de gallo and sour cream.$37.99
PARRILLADA MIXTA X 2Combination of Chicken and Beef fajitas and shrimp served with rice, charro beans, guacamole, pico de gallo and sour cream.$49.99
FAJITAS DE SALMÓN*Served with your choice of tortillas, charro beans, rice, pico de gallo and guacamole.$23.99

Platillos

ENCHILADAS VERDES O ROJAS3 chicken or beef enchiladas topped with salsa verde or roja, onions, sour cream, cilantro and queso fresco. Served with rice and refried beans.$15.99
ENCHILADAS HOLBOX*3 Shrimp enchiladas topped with our green salsa, queso fresco, sour cream, cilantro and onions. Served with rice and refried beans.$16.99
ENCHILADAS POBLANAS3 enchiladas filled with poblano peppers and mushrooms and onions covered with our Poblano salsa and served with rice and beans.$16.99
FLAUTAS PLATEThree corn tortillas filled with chicken and deep fried Topped with sour cream, Queso fresco and served with rice and refried beans.$12.99
5 TAQUITOS ESTILO DF5 Mini pastor taquitos served with grilled onions, charros beans and jalapeño toreado.$12.99
HUARACHEOval-shaped masa dough lightly fried and topped with refried beans, queso fresco, sour cream, arrachera and a whole nopal.$15.99
COCHINITA PIBIL YUCATAN-STYLETraditional Mexican pulled pork shoulder marinated in achiote paste, orange juice and lime. Served with pickle onions, habanero pepper, rice, black beans and homemade fresh tortillas.$19.99
CHILE RELLENORoasted Poblano pepper stuffed with queso fresco and picadillo coated in a fluffy egg batter and fried. Served in a homemade sauce with rice and beans.$14.99
GRILLED CHICKEN SALADSpring mix, tomatoes, cucumber, avocado, grilled bell pepper, onions and grilled chicken.$13.99
CHILEAJO DE PUERCOPork loin and pork ribs in a stew made with dried chiles mexicanos served with rice, beans and tortillas.$16.99
CALDO DE RES ROJOA TRADITIONAL MEXICAN BEEF AND VEGETABLE SOUP COOKED IN FLAVOURFUL CHILI-INFUSED BROTH. MADE WITH TENDER BEEF AND VEGETABLES AND SEASONED WITH DRIED CHILES. SERVED WITH RICE AND HOMEMADE TORTILLAS.$14.99
CHULETA RANCHERAA PORK CHOP TOPPED WITH RANCHERA SAUCE. SERVED ON A HOT PLATE WITH RICE, CHARRO BEANS AND HOMEMADE TORTILLAS.$16.99
MILANESA PLATEThin cut of chicken breast or steak breaded and fried. Served with rice, refried beans, house salad, avocado and tortillas.$17.99
EMPANADA DE CHICHARRÓN PRENSADOTopped with sour cream and queso fresco. Served with rice, charro beans and guacamole.$16.99
QUESABIRRIA3 quesadillas filled with slow cooked Birria de Res with cilantro and onions. Served with a cup of consome.$15.99
BARBACOA EN HOJA DE PLÁTANO 1/2LBBarbacoa served on plantain leaves with cilantro, chopped onions, limes and Charro beans on the side. Flour or corn homemade tortillas.$15.99
BARBACOA EN HOJA DE PLÁTANO 1LBBarbacoa served on plantain leaves with cilantro, chopped onions, limes and Charro beans on the side. Flour or corn homemade tortillas.$24.99
LA MEXICANA LARGE QUESADILLA (CORN)Stuffed with shrimp or tingA, served with rice, charro beans, guacamole, pico de gallo and lettuce .$15.99
MOLE POBLANOAuthentic Mole Poblano with chicken. Served with rice, REFRIED beans and HOMEMADE tortillas.$17.99
VERDOLAGAS CON LOMO DE CERDOpork loin and ribs with verdolagas in La Chingada Salsa verde served with rice and refried beans.$15.99
BISTEC EN CHILE PASILLAThin cut beef steak with potatoes in Chile pasilla. Served with rice, beans and corn tortillas.$17.99
BIRRIA DE BORREGOTHIN CUT BEEF STEAK WITH POTATOES IN CHILE PASILLA SAUCE. SERVED WITH RICE, BEANS AND CORN TORTILLAS.$28.99
MEXICAN HAMBURGUERHomemade beef Patty topped with cheese, a fried egg, bacon, ham, lettuce, jalapenos, tomato and avocado on a toasty classic style bun with mayo and mustard.$14.99
UXMAL PLATE2 Beef tacos topped with grilled onions and jalapenos, served with rice and beans.$16.99
EL MACHETEA 2FT LONG QUESADILLA FILLED WITH CHICKEN TINGA OR PICADILLO, SERVED WITH BROTH AND CILANTRO AND ONIONS.$27.99

Platillos del Mar

CAMARONES LA CHINGADA STYLE (8)*8 Grande shrimp, La Chingada Style, seasoned with our spicy house seasonings and grilled to perfection, served with two sides.$16.99
CAMARONES EMPANIZADOS (8)*8 Grande fried shrimp. served with two sides.$15.99
SALMÓN CARIBEÑO*Honey garlic glazed salmon served with two sides. OptionAL: *al ajillo picoso$19.99
SALMON DEL SATELITEGRILLED SALMON SAUTEED WITH FRESH GARLIC, BELL PEPPER AND MUSHROOMS AND BUTTER CREAM SPICY SAUCE SERVED WITH CHARRO BEANS, RICE, GUACAMOLE, PICO DE GALLO, AND HAND-MADE CORN OR FLOUR TORTILLAS.$25.99
MOJARRA FRITAFried Mojarra. served with two sides.$14.99
PESCADO FRITO*Catfish lightly breaded and fried. Served with two sides.$16.99
PESCADO Y CAMARONES FRITOS*Fried catfish fillet and 4 fried jumbo shrimp served with two sides.$20.99
AGUACHILE DE CAMARÓNGULF SHRIMP WITH CUCUMBERS AND RED ONIONS IN A SPICY, VIBRANT BROTH CREATED WITH A COMBINATION OF JALAPEÑO, CHILTEPIN PEPPER, LIME JUICE AND CILANTRO.$19.99
AGUACHILE LA CHINGADAGULF SHRIMP, OCTOPUS AND FISH ALONG WITH CUCUMBERS AND RED ONIONS IN A SPICY, VIBRANT BROTH CREATED WITH A COMBINATION OF JALAPENO, CHILTEPIN PEPPER, LIME JUICE AND CILANTRO.$24.99
LOS TORTOLITOSFISH FILLET AND SHRIMP SAUTEED WITH GARLIC, JALAPENOS, TOMATOES, ONIONS, AND DE ARBOL BUTTER CREAM SAUCE SERVED WITH CHARRO BEANS, RICE, GUACAMOLE, PICO DE GALLO, AND HAND-MADE CORN OR FLOUR TORTILLAS.$24.99
CALDO DE PESCADO CON CAMARÓNFISH AND SHRIMP SOUP WITH VEGETABLES LA CHINGADA STYLE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF RICE.$15.99
CAMARONES RANCHEROS6 JUMBO SHRIMP SAUTÉED WITH ONIONS, GARLIC, BELL PEPPERS,WINE, CHIPOTLE AND RANCHERA SAUCE. TOPPED WITH MONTEREY JACK CHEESE, SERVED WITH CHARRO BEANS, RICE, GUACAMOLE, PICO DE GALLO, AND HAND-MADE CORN OR FLOUR TORTILLAS.$20.99
CAMARONES BORRACHOS6 JUMBO SHRIMP SAUTÉED WITH FRESH GARLIC, TEQUILA, JALAPENOS, TOMATOES, ONIONS, AND CHIPOTLE SAUCE SERVED WITH CHARRO BEANS, RICE, GUACAMOLE, PICO DE GALLO, AND HAND-MADE CORN OR FLOUR TORTILLAS$20.99

Veggie Options

TLACOYOOval shaped masa patty stuffed with cooked ground beans and cheese. Topped with guajillo sauce, nopales, onions, sour cream and queso fresco.$15.99
EMPANADA VEGETARIANAEMPANADA AKA QUESADILLA FRITA FILLED WITH SPINACH, MUSHROOMS, EPAZOTE LEAVES AND MOZZARELLA CHEESE, TOPPED WITH SOUR CREAM AND QUESO FRESCO. SERVED WITH RICE, REFRIED BEANS AND GUACAMOLE.$15.99
QUESADILLA VEGETARIANAhomemade corn tortilla filled with seasonal vegetables served with pico de gallo, sour cream and guacamole.$14.99
ENCHILADAS VEGETARIANAS3 enchiladas filled with spinach and mushroom, topped with sour cream, queso fresco, onions and served with refried beans.$14.99

Chilaquiles

CHILAQUILES CON HUEVOS ESTRELLADOS*Fried corn tortilla chips simmered in green tomatillo sauce or guajillo sauce topped with sour cream, queso fresco, cilantro and onions. Served with two eggs your way and refried beans.$14.99
CHILAQUILES CON POLLO DESEBRADOFried corn tortilla chips simmered in green tomatillo sauce or red guajiro sauce with shredded chicken topped with sour cream, queso fresco, cilantro and onions.$14.99
CHILAQUILES CON MILANESAFried corn tortilla chips simmered in green tomatillo sauce or RED guajillo sauce topped with sour cream, queso fresco, cilantro and onions. Served with chicken Milanesa or Beef Milanesa.$14.99
CHILAQUILES CON ARRACHERAFried corn tortilla chips simmered in green tomatillo sauce or guajillo sauce topped with sour cream, queso fresco, cilantro and onions. Served with Arrachera.$14.99
TORTA DE CHILAQUILES LOADED*CHILAQUILES TOPPED WITH OUR HOUSE GREEN TOMATILLO OR RED GUAJILLO SAUCE, SOUR CREAM, QUESO FRESCO, CILANTRO, ONIONS, TWO FRIED EGGS YOUR WAY AND CHICKEN OR BEEF MILANESA IN A TELERA BREAD.$15.99
TORTA DE CHILAQUILES WITH EGGS*CHILAQUILES TOPPED WITH OUR HOUSE GREEN TOMATILLO OR RED GUAJILLO SAUCE, SOUR CREAM, QUESO FRESCO, CILANTRO, ONIONS AND TWO FRIED EGGS YOUR WAY IN A TELERA BREAD.$14.99